"You're tearing the church apart!"
Huh! It was us doing that? Who knew?!
We'll make this one short and sweet.
For goodness sakes, we'd like to know what in the world is so "unitive" about closing churches and schools? Absolutely nothing. At worst, it pits church against church as one seeks to prove itself worthier than the next. The truth is, it is this whole evil church closure plan that is tearing the Church apart.
Somebody needs to go take a look in the mirror.