Have you ever noticed that the Diocese of Camden...
ripped off Dr. Seuss???

A remarkable likeness! How appropriate!
Well, Wa Hoo Voorays! (Watch clip here.)
Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who
lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the
whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows
the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or
maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most
likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too
small.
Yahoo, Vollmer! Wawa churches! The number of ways to reinvent that song are nearly endless. But of course we know that if we were really charitable Christians we would humbly submit to the bold leadership and greet with joy and happiness the forced closure of half the churches in the diocese! Too bad the Whos down in Whoville don't care for the Grinch's dastardly schemes. Wa Hoo Voorays, one and all!